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Offline Steve Stanton  
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 2:50:28 PM(UTC)
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Pilot: James

Caller is Trixie: James very attractive girl friend

Plane is ready for take off

Trixie: OK Jimmy, let's get this baby up

Jimmy takes off

Trixie to judges: Good morning judges. This is James - and he will be flying schedule "C" right to left

Trixie: Are the judges ready?

Judges: We're ready

Trixie: OK Jimmy, now just relax and get this right

Jimmy: Got it

Trixie: OK, first maneuver is the "Z". Pull 135 degrees to a 45 up with a two point roll centered

One-Two. Push out at the top to exit upright

Trixie: Looken Good. Now set up for your 1 3/4 Spin followed by a same direction 1/4 roll. Push to exit

Inverted.

Trixie: OK, now we have a 1/2 Cuban with a N Snap entry. That's it, push that 5/8 Loop into a 45 down

with a 3/4 roll opposite 1/4 centered. Push to exit inverted

Trixie: OK Jimmy, now let's get ready for this one. It's the Outside Loop with the four point roll. Hit it at 6 O'clock.

Keep it going, pause @ 3 good, wings level @ 12, keep that throttle on, follow that arc.

Trixie: has her hand on Jimmy's back.

Trixie: OK Jimmy, here it comes, push that last quarter. Throttle up Jimmy and hit that rudder. You got it,

You got it Jimmy. You got it!

Note: Crowd of on lookers screaming (You did it Jimmy)

Judges: Stand and applause, waving their score sheets

Judges: It's all tens from here Jimmy

Trixie: OK Jimmy, let's focus. Hammer coming up. Push to vertical and center a half roll.

Trixie: Your going out on this cross box so rotate 3/4 right and pull to exit upright

Trixie: Humpty up next. Pull vertical and center a full roll. Pull over the top and rotate 3 of 4 left.

Pull to exit upright.

Trixie: OK, next is the Reverse Shark. Pull 135 degrees back to a 45 up and give me a half roll followed

by a P Snap centered. Push to vertical down. Nothing on the down. Push to exit inverted

Trixie: Next up is the Immelmann. You enter with a full roll and push that half loop high. That's it

Trixie: Now exit with a half roll, opposite N Snap. OK baby, we're almost there.

Trixie: Pull to a down line with 2 of 8 left on a short line to center high. Pull to exit

Draw a short line and execute a 90 degree turn with one full roll

Out of the Box

Crowd: Cheering, Running up to pat Jimmy on the back

Trixie: OK,OK, let him land the plane

Trixie: Throws her arms around Jimmy after he lands the plane and plants a big wet kiss on him

Trixie: Exclaims with arm around Jimmy walking off the field, just wait until I get you home big boy

Edited by user Friday, December 1, 2017 12:30:19 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Offline Joe Layne  
#2 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 4:04:39 PM(UTC)
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Wish all the pretty girls gave me kisses for getting all zeros. I can't even get a hey there good looking for my 5,6 and 7s
Offline Doug Pilcher  
#3 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 4:33:23 PM(UTC)
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This thread has taken a sketchy turn all of the sudden! LOL

Hilarious though.
Doug Pilcher
South Central Regional Director - Regional Judging Instructor
Would Rather be Flyin' Then Workin'
Offline JacquesTelles  
#4 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 5:31:48 PM(UTC)
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ahahaha.... it always an interesting study on narcissistic pilots!
Offline Brad  
#5 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 7:03:46 PM(UTC)
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Hope that's not the script you're giving Iyone!

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Offline Earle Andrews  
#6 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 9:13:32 PM(UTC)
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You KNOW it is Brad!!!!
Online Terry Pellerin  
#7 Posted : Wednesday, November 29, 2017 11:46:57 PM(UTC)
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Jimmy, Trixie needs to go back and look at a few of the maneuvers because she has caused you a few zeros!
Offline Earle Andrews  
#8 Posted : Thursday, November 30, 2017 7:11:22 AM(UTC)
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Who's Jimmy? I didn't see him!
Offline Steve Stanton  
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 30, 2017 10:05:48 AM(UTC)
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Terry, I don't think Jimmie would give a dam about the score your talking about.
Offline Earle Andrews  
#10 Posted : Friday, December 1, 2017 1:12:51 PM(UTC)
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Terry, I don't think Jimmie would give a dam about the score your talking about.

Not if he's anything like us!!! Woot Woot Woot
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